I'M DUMBSTRUCK. I THOUGHT WE WON THE WAR.(OR)?

I REALLY DID.

NOW MAYBE I'M CRAZY, OR STUPID, OR WHATEVER, BUT ISN'T VICTORY SUPPOSED TO MEAN THAT WE GET TO TAKE IT EASY?

YOU GUYS GET TO GO ON A ROMANTIC LEAVE (WELL, MINUS ZERO AND SPYDER, UNLESS YER INTO THAT SORT OF THING). I GET A BIG BOTTLE OF HELL'S KITCHEN STOUT AND HAVE A BENDER ON A BEACH SOMEWHERE (HOPEFULLY PLUS ZERO AND SPYDER, UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU GUYS ARE INTO THAT SORT OF THING).

ONLY I JUST COUNTED MORE BUGS IN OUR LAST FEW ENGAGEMENTS THAN I REMEMBER FROM MOST OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN CAMPAIGN. SCRATCH THAT LITTLE DREAM.

WRECKING MORALE,

->MAESTRO<-