New Hard? Cor! dates announced

New Hard? Cor! dates announced is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 35% increase in the price of Warp Steroids on the specified planet.

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New Hard? Cor! dates announced
{Name} writes.
Dance commune Hard? Cor! have revealed the plans for their next three-day 'be-in'. Set to take place on {Planet}, it seems that we can expect the usual mix of right-on sounds, ethnic education and spiritual exploration. Police are worried that the event will attract Warp Steroid dealers, and are going to establish patrols around the planet.