Hard?Cor! sign for Startled

Hard?Cor! sign for startled is a News Bulletin by Terry Young posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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Hard?Cor! sign for startled
Music hack Terry Young reports.
Titans of techno Hard?Cor! signed up for the big-time yesterday, when they clinched a three-album deal with Startled Productions, the label owned by music legend Zak Skintight. Frontman Wok-eyes seemed unperturbed by the news, saying 'Yeah, it's alright I suppose. Zak's a nice bloke, and we'll get to go to some really good parties. Can I go now?'