You're in trouble...

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You're in trouble... is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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You're in trouble...
You're about to walk into the biggest den of villains in the galaxy. You're short, you're podgy, and you've just snogged Mr. Big's mother. Are you scared? Hell, no... you've just bought a Krisk Arms Ultimate Cannon! The Ultimate Cannon is the last word in personal defense - own one, and you've got more firepower in your pocket than most primitive armies! Features include:
20mm Neuroaffector beam with Stun, Wound, Main and Terminate settings.
50mm Grenade Launcher with a huge variety of warheads.
Personal Shield mode that will resist anything up to a nuclear explosion.
The Ultimate Cannon... 2,000 creds, from KriskArms!