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Zak arrives on (Planet) <BR> | |||
Music reporter (Name) writes <BR> | |||
Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on (Planet) to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs. | |||
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Revision as of 21:57, 2 July 2011
Zak arrives on (planet) is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of Warp Steroids, Bex Beer and pleasure borgs on the specified planet.
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Zak arrives on (Planet)
Music reporter (Name) writes
Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on (Planet) to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs.
