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''Bored of being normal?''<BR>
Bored of being normal? <BR>
''Tired of looking just like every other damn citizen? Amen to that, brother - We at the Leary Medical Alteration Centre on Karatikus have devoted our lives to the unusual, the bizarre and the downright strange. Why not visit our beautiful planet, where we can offer you the following body modifications:
Tired of looking just like every other damn citizen? <BR>
''Body Lengthening/Shortening (250 creds/10cm)''<BR>
Amen to that, brother. We at the Leary Medical Alteration Centre on Karatikus have devoted our lives to the unusual, the bizarre and the downright strange. Why not visit our beautiful planet, where we can offer you the following body modifications:<BR>
''Extra Limbs/Organs (500 credits Arm of Leg, 750 creds Eye, Nose, Ear, 1500 creds other)''<BR>
Body Lengthening/Shortening (250 creds/10cm)<BR>
''Your choice: No demand is too bizarre - tentacles, feathers, we'll do 'em all. ''
Extra Limbs/Organs (500 creds Arm or Leg, 750 creds Eye, Nose, Ear, 1,500 creds other)<BR>
Your choice: No demand is too bizarre - tentacles, feathers, we'll do 'em all  
 
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Bored of being normal? is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

Report

Bored of being normal?
Tired of looking just like every other damn citizen?
Amen to that, brother. We at the Leary Medical Alteration Centre on Karatikus have devoted our lives to the unusual, the bizarre and the downright strange. Why not visit our beautiful planet, where we can offer you the following body modifications:
Body Lengthening/Shortening (250 creds/10cm)
Extra Limbs/Organs (500 creds Arm or Leg, 750 creds Eye, Nose, Ear, 1,500 creds other)
Your choice: No demand is too bizarre - tentacles, feathers, we'll do 'em all