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Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker <BR> | |||
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports <BR> | |||
Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former lover revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie. | |||
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Defense Secretary resigns after sex shocker is a News Bulletin by Tania Gell posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.
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Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports
Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former lover revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie.
