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The missile that won't miss <BR> | |||
Veltek spokesman Phlamin Omer reveals all <BR> | |||
We at Veltek are proud to unveil the Maelstrom class Proximity Missile. Research has shown that an astonishing 47.9% of combat missile launches fail to destroy their target, due to the missile being out-maneuvered, the deployment of decoys, or simply an insufficiently powerful warhead. The Maelstrom remedies all these problems: it contains a proximity fuse that will detonate the missile when it attains a certain distance from the target, rather than merely on impact, making it very difficult to avoid or decoy. It also has a much more powerful warhead, and a far larger blast radius, than conventional missiles. Buy one today, or it could be bye-bye tomorrow. | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:29, 2 July 2011
The missile that won't miss is a News Bulletin by Phlamin Omer posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes the commercial release of the Proximity missile.
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The missile that won't miss
Veltek spokesman Phlamin Omer reveals all
We at Veltek are proud to unveil the Maelstrom class Proximity Missile. Research has shown that an astonishing 47.9% of combat missile launches fail to destroy their target, due to the missile being out-maneuvered, the deployment of decoys, or simply an insufficiently powerful warhead. The Maelstrom remedies all these problems: it contains a proximity fuse that will detonate the missile when it attains a certain distance from the target, rather than merely on impact, making it very difficult to avoid or decoy. It also has a much more powerful warhead, and a far larger blast radius, than conventional missiles. Buy one today, or it could be bye-bye tomorrow.
