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''Zak arrives on (planet)<BR> | ''Zak arrives on (planet)<BR><BR> | ||
''Music reporter {Name} writes | ''Music reporter {Name} writes<BR><BR> | ||
''Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on {Planet} to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs. | ''Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on {Planet} to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs. | ||
[[Category:News_Bulletins]] | [[Category:News_Bulletins]] | ||
Revision as of 17:04, 27 February 2011
Zak arrives on (planet) is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of Warp Steroids, Bex Beer and pleasure borgs on the specified planet.
Report
Zak arrives on (planet)
Music reporter {Name} writes
Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on {Planet} to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs.
