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'''New from Gagco...... the Kakotron 2000''' is a [[News Bulletin]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. It does not impact commodity prices.

== Report == 

''New from Gagco...... the Kakotron 2000''<BR>
''Gagco. Enterprises presents their latest piece of tomfoolery... the Kakotron 2000. Ideal for stag parties, office bashes and just plain old practical joking, the Kakotron 2000 is the ultimate in high tech japery. Simply point it at a friend/enemy/dube and press the button... special Kakulator beams will shoot out, rooting the victim to the spot with instant paralysis. Now you can inject the victim with our patent Kakolene, allowing you to mould his face into the most hideous apparition you can think of. But hurry! Kakulator beams only last for a few minutes, and you can bet your whoopee cushion that the victim ain't gonna be too happy! The Kakotron 2000 form Gaco. Only 500 credits. ''