Buddy Carlson

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Buddy Carlson
Date 2790
Type Search & Destroy
Payment 7,000 CR
Objectives All pirates are destroyed.
Failure Pirate escapes.
Landouts 0
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FROM: BUDDY CARLSON, DYNAMITE PRODUCTIONS.

Listen Ace, here's the pitch. I produce a show called "Space Jox", where we get hot shots like yourself to re-enact feats of great heroism and all that other cool stuff.
The problem is that my regular stuntman was turned into space dust on the last gig, freak accident, how was I meant to know he suffered from blackouts? Anyway, if you are interested meet me at Nav Point #44, I'll be setting up the rig.

Ciao Baby.....

Diary

Working for: Buddy Carlson, Dynamite Productions.
Go to Nav Point #44 and meet up with this Buddy jerk!!

E-Mail

Success Failure

FROM: BUDDY CARLSON, DYNAMITE PRODUCTIONS.
TO: SER LEV ARRIS

Hey Ace, good to see you.
Here's the routine baby.
It's simple, all you have to do is go in, take out the fighter escorts, then blast the crap out of the Pirate Cruiser. Don't worry, the special effects guys have rigged up all the other ships with drones, I hope :) Oh yeah, I almost forgot, all the ships are using live ammo, the audience wouldn't have it any other way. So Ace are you still man enough....?

FROM: BUDDY CARLSON, DYNAMITE PRODUCTIONS.
TO: SER LEV ARRIS

Oh for crying out loud!
You useless jerk, pilots like you are ten a cred. Now get off my set you loser, I'll do it myself.

Diary

Working for: Buddy Carlson, Dynamite Productions.
Ok!! let's do it, blow away the fighters and the cruiser.

E-Mail

Success Failure

FROM: BUDDY CARLSON, DYNAMITE PRODUCTIONS.
TO: SER LEV ARRIS

Oh baby, that was awesome.
You have got to be one of the best in the business. If we survive this negligence lawsuit, then you're my new number one.
Thanks again Ace.

FROM: BUDDY CARLSON, DYNAMITE PRODUCTIONS.
TO: SER LEV ARRIS

What the hell happened Ace?
You've cost me a fortune you jerk!
Do you realise how much it costs to set one of these shoots up?

ASSHOLE!!!