I was hired by the CIA to replace my twin brother who was killed in the line of duty... Oh, wait! I've confused myself with Chris Rock again. Dammit.
Actually, I've been a reluctant bagger for Kroger supermarkets, and my arm is swollen and discolored from pushing around carts to prove it!
Other than that, my summer's been pretty much the same as it always has: Get up early, shower, pace around the house in my shoes, eat, do a hundred sit ups for some reason, watch Simpsons at 6, eat again, piss away the evening, watch Leno, go to sleep.