I'm even older now. (Warning: Extreme Sarcasm and Nonsense)

Chicken

Spaceman
Wow. It's my birthday. Turning 21 and feel I owe you guys a proper gift.

This is full of sarcasm and worthless ranting for pure entertainment.

*You've been warned*














You're still reading. Wow you must be persistent.













I'm lazy so no gift. (if you wonder about the WC comic, no, it's still a WIP).

















Just a small and mad ranting from a whipper snapper:



Young people are stupid.



Teens are special because they're emo and cut themselves - also known as a poor excuse for attention. Now stopping cutting at the wrist and go for the jugular.



Goths have nothing better to do but cast magic and... something we know Harry Potter can do but Goths can't.



Anime cosplayers, American and Japanese, must be forced to commit mass suicide to avoid polluting the gene pool.



Yu-Gi-Oh must be scourged from our earth, along with Hello Kitty, Gundam, and any other mass marketing crap from Japan.




Stop undiscretely killing my wingmen in Standoff because they're stupid.



Stop using ramming as an end-all-be-all solution in WC3 & 4.



Standoff will comeout whenever they say so.



Stop imagining Spoons in Standoff as a bullseye.



I cannot shoot Confed ships because they're my allies.



Squealer, although fictional, should still be treated with respect, even though any missions I have with him fail because I shoot him down.



I can't kill Squealer no matter the temptation.



Wingmen are not meant as cannon fodder.



Squealer must die... or at least that's what I think.



I must stop harassing Mormon missionaries by offering coffee



I shouldn't tell the J-Dubs I will lead a crusade against them.












Now a gift I promised earlier:

(If you know Maddox, then this makes sense)

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Ok.

I'm done with my birthday.
 
I removed my sarcastic remark because its your 21st. Happy Bday.
 
21st birthday.....gods i remember those days....oh wait thats when my....oh well hades, just because my dad ruined that year for me doesnt mean i need to drag it up, happy birthday and have fun

at least you probably still have your WC stuff
 
Funny, I turned 22 on the 5th. Now you didn't see me starting no strange thread...

Anyway, congratulations! :) You can drink and buy handguns legally now...isn't that a great combination...
 
Hey, happy birthday.

While I was reading your statements, a funny thing just occured to me... Those suicidal emo kids are actually quite usefull... Terrorists are using them all the time:D
 
Chicken said:
Stop imagining Spoons in Standoff as a bullseye.

Squealer, although fictional, should still be treated with respect, even though any missions I have with him fail because I shoot him down.

I can't kill Squealer no matter the temptation.

Squealer must die... or at least that's what I think.
Just for the record, we're always listening to the fans' input, and we're definitely going somewhere with those plot points. Happy birthday, man. :p
 
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